Rock Star Ate My Hamster

Rock Star Ate My Hamster
Developer(s)	Colin Jones
Publisher(s)	Codemasters
Designer(s)	Chris Graham
Composer(s)	Allister Brimble (Atari ST)
Platform(s)	ZX Spectrum, Commodore 64, Amstrad CPC, Amiga, Atari ST
Release	EU: 1988
Genre(s)	Strategy, music management
Mode(s)	Single-player

Rock Star Ate My Hamster is a management strategy computer game developed by Codemasters in 1988 and originally released on their full-price Gold label for the Amstrad CPC, ZX Spectrum, Commodore 64, Amiga and Atari ST. The game was written by Colin Jones, later to become known as author/publisher Colin Bradshaw-Jones.

The name of the game was inspired by a 1986 Sun newspaper headline - 'Freddie Starr ate my hamster'.

Synopsis

Desperate to get out of the circus theatrics business, Cecil Pitt and his sidekick, Clive, turn to the world of Rock music Management with the help of a £50,000 inheritance.

Objective

To win the game, one must select a band, record an album and earn 4 gold discs within the space of a year. If the player fails to meet this target, goes bankrupt or has no musicians left, the game is over.

Gameplay

The game is almost entirely menu-driven with options that allow the player to decide what the band does next.

The player's first task as manager is to pick musicians for the band, and then decide whether they should buy them brand-new equipment, second-hand equipment or get some dodgy gear off the back of a lorry.

ZX Spectrum screenshot

Once in the main game, the options presented are as follows:

• Practice - the players lock the band away for up to 5 days so they can practice. The music of the band is also presented, gradually increasing from atonal noise to actual music (songs are generated on the fly by the software).
• Gig - the players go on tour and is the primary source of moneymaking in the game.
• Publicity - the players organise a publicity stunt that can make the band more famous, but can also trigger events that kill a band member.
• Gifts - the players have to buy some gifts for the band to keep them sweet, otherwise they will make some rather costly ultimatums.
• Record - once the band gets a recording contract, this option appears and allows them to record an album.
• Release - once the album's recorded, this option releases it along with any singles.

Along the way, the player also has to decide:

• Whether or not to play a charity gig. Some of the charities that contact the band are real and others fake. The band could end up with negative publicity if they ignore a genuine charity or get duped by a bogus one.
• Whether or not to accept a sponsorship deal.
• To shoot a music video and who will direct it, the location and the theme of this project. The player has the options to select from a range of choices, each with a cost value, such as an expensive directors and locations or less costly ones. As with the parodical nature of the game director names lampoon real-life directors. A selection choice of a high level (most expensive) director is named Steven Cheeseburger (a parody of Steven Spielberg). There are many others fitting with the theme of recognizable but legally distinct names.
• Which recording contract is best for the player's band.
• What to do if a little organisation in Korea is bootlegging his or her records. Players have to decide if they should do nothing, sue them, buy them out or "send in the boys".

Releasing an album or single makes them eligible for the charts. A Top 10 Singles & Albums charts (depending on what players have released) gets displayed on screen every Sunday. The other bands in the Top 10 are also parodies of other rock bands.

Musicians

At the outset, the player can choose to hire up to four musicians to make up the band. The musicians are parodies of contemporary pop music stars. Their weekly wage depends on their abilities and their fame, ranging from £30,000 for "Bill Collins" down to just £50 for "Sidney Sparkle".

'80s Pop Stars

Game character	Real name	In-game fee
Wacky Jacko	Michael Jackson	18000
Michael Gorge	George Michael	15000
Bimbo Baggins	Kylie Minogue	8000
Crispy Rind	Chrissie Hynde	950
Rick Ghastley	Rick Astley	700
Dorrissey	Morrissey	900
Maradonna	Madonna	17000
Jason Doner-Kebab	Jason Donovan	8000
Gracey Chapperson	Tracy Chapman	870
Scratch 'n' Sniffa	Salt-n-Pepa	1000
Midge Sewer	Midge Ure	80
Sado	Sade	11000
Snoozy Sue	Siouxsie Sioux	870
By George	Boy George	500
Mince	Prince	18000

Legends

Game character	Real name	In-game fee
Bill Collins	Phil Collins	30000
Elvin Dwight	Elton John	20000
Iggy Carrust	David Bowie	10000
Peter Gobsmacked	Peter Gabriel	9500
Annie Smallpox	Annie Lennox	2000
Bryan Nylon	Bryan Ferry	13400
Rotton Johnny	Johnny Rotten	5000
Stiff Pilchards	Cliff Richard	920
Dingo Strapp	Ringo Starr	400
Harry Human	Gary Numan	600
Rupert Beetle	Paul McCartney	26000
John-Michael Jarrs	Jean Michel Jarre	25000
Dick Knackered	Mick Jagger	21000
Derek Claptout	Eric Clapton	26500
Tina Turnoff	Tina Turner	15000
Meathead	Meat Loaf	7500
Bruce Stringbean	Bruce Springsteen	9000
String	Sting	900
Frank Zipper	Frank Zappa	250
Eddy Quicksilver	Freddie Mercury	9000
Sneezy Wonderful	Stevie Wonder	8000
Bonehead	Bono	9000
Kate Bushed	Kate Bush	8500
Harley Wotts	Charlie Watts	9000
Freddy Grunt	Eddy Grant	7000
Witless Houston	Whitney Houston	12750
Harvey Headband	Mark Knopfler	7490
Cod	Fish	8000
Jane Jet	Joan Jett	680

Rockers

Game character	Real name	In-game fee
Sidney Sparkle	Gary Glitter	50
Rodney Holder	Noddy Holder	450
Ted Newsagent	Ted Nugent	600
Dozy Trowell	Cozy Powell	3000
Izzy Azbeen	Ozzy Osbourne	3000
Titchy Blackhead	Ritchie Blackmore	700
Alison Nightmare	Alice Cooper	200
Lumme	Lemmy	400

Controversy

The game is heavy on parody on existing people and names, which wasn't well-received across the board: according to Jones, "an irate parent had taken objection to one of the jokes in the spoof newspaper included in the box and WHSmith pulled the game from their shelves".

Notes and references

All the information above was taken from either the actual gameplay, the game manual and/or packaging.

External links

• ScrewAttack.com's Humorous Retro Video Feature on Rockstar ate my Hamster
• Rockstar Ate My Hamster at SnakeBecomesTheKey
• Rock Star Ate My Hamster at SpectrumComputing.co.uk